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Thanks, Satish for a splendid incarnation of yankee storyline. ---   Integrate this in your twisted tale and life will be well strung..... ......or maybe those pictures/poetry should save the day.   Nandan Nilekani can do it.....Fully integrated ID card system Operator : "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut . May I have your...." Customer: "Heloo, can I order.." Operator : "Can I have your multi purpose ID card number first, Sir?" Customer: "It's eh..., hold...........on......889861356102049998-45-54610" Operator : "OK.... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jal Vayu. Your home number is 22678893, your office 25076666 and your mobile is 09869798888. Which number are you calling from now Sir?" Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers? Operator : "We are connected to the system Sir" Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza..." Operator : "That's not a good idea Sir" Customer: "How come?" Operator : "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir" Customer: "What?... What do you recommend then?" Operator : "Try our Low Fat Pizza. You'll like it" Customer: "How do you know for sure?" Operator : "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir" Customer: "OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?" Operator : "That should be enough for your family of 05, Sir. The total is Rs 500.00" Customer: "Can I pay by! credit card?" Operator : "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs 23,000.75 since October last year.  That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir." Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives" Operator : "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today" Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?" Operator : "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your Nano Car..." Customer: " What!" Operator : "According to the details in system ,you own a Nano car,...registration number GZ-05-AB-1107.." Customer: " ????" Operator : "Is there anything else Sir?" Customer: "Nothing.... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?" Operator : "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic....... " Customer: #$$^%&$@$% ^ Operator : "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 2010 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?" Customer: [Faints]

 

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Presenting ICICI Prudential R.I.G.H.T Fund (Rewards of Investing and Generation of Healthy Tax Savings)

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Dear Investor, In the current scenario as we see the market steadily improving, we as investors seek investment avenues that offer growth. However, keeping in mind the recent turmoil in the market, we know that growth is very important but not at the cost of stability. We thus find ourselves in a position of wanting to have a mix of both growth and stability in our portfolio. Presenting ICICI Prudential R.I.G.H.T. (Rewards of Investing and Generation of Healthy Tax Savings) Fund, a scheme which will predominantly invest in companies with large capitalization and emerging mid cap companies. The Fund seeks t o provide a balance between stability (with its focus on large cap companies) and growth (that the emerging mid cap companies offer). It thus presents itself as an ideal investment avenue for the investors. The additional feature of tax savings makes this a "must have" fund in one's portfolio.   Key Features of the Fund Large Cap Stocks Aim is to generate out-performance over an economic cycle, with potentially stable returns Large cap stocks demonstrate better resilience - growth & profitability are less dependent on economic cycles in case of large cap stocks. Low volatility in profits leads to low volatility in stock prices & hence offers potential for steady wealth creation. Emerging Mid Cap Stocks Companies that have the potential to become tomorrow's large caps. Lesser known stocks - thus it has better scope for out-performance. Stock selection focuses on stable emerging companies - thereby risk of failure would be low. Tax Advantage Amount invested in this fund is eligible for deduction from Taxable Income u/s80C of the Income Tax Act, 1961. Investment in equity assets over long term tends to give better risk adjusted return and the close ended nature along with bias towards large cap stocks will be able to leverage the same.   Use this opportunity and make the market changes work for you.    Statutory Details:ICICI Prudential Mutual Fund (the Fund) was set up as a Trust sponsored by Prudential plc (through its wholly owned subsidiary namely Prudential Corporation Holdings Ltd) and ICICI Bank Ltd. ICICI Prudential Trust Limited (the Trust Company), a company incorporated under the Companies Act, 1956, is the Trustee to the Fund. ICICI Prudential Asset Management Company Ltd (the AMC). a company incorporated under the Companies Act, 1956, is the Investment Manager to the Fund. ICICI Bank Ltd and Prudential Plc (acting through its wholly owned subsidiary namely Prudential Corporation Holdings Ltd) are the promoters of the AMC and the Trus t Company. Risk Factors : Mutual Funds and securities investments are subject to market risks and there is no assurance or guarantee that the objectives of the Schemes will be achieved. As with any securities investment, the NAV of the Units issued under the Schemes can go up or down, depending on the factors and forces affecting the capital markets. Past performance of the Sponsors, AMC/Fund does not indicate the future performance of the Schemes of the Fund. The Sponsors are not responsible or liable for any loss resulting from the operation of the Schemes beyond the contribution of an amount of Rs.22.2 lacs, collectively made by them towards setting up the Fund and such other accretions and additions to the corpus set up by the Sponsors. Investment Objective: ICICI Prudential R.I.G.H.T. (Rewards of Investing and Generation of Healthy Tax Savings) Fund is a ten year close-ended equity linked savings scheme that seeks to generate long-term capital appreciation to unit-holders from a portfolio that is invested predominantly in equity and equity related securities of large capitalization companies and emerging mid cap companies along with income tax benefit. Asset Allocation Pattern: Equity & Equity related securities - 80% - 100%; Debt - 0% - 20%. The Scheme will invest in securitized debt upto 50% of debt portfolio only if it is permitted under the ELSS Guidelines in future. Terms of Issue: The units of the scheme can be subscribed at Rs. 10/- per unit during the New Fund Offer period subject to applicable load. Being a close ended debt fund the plan under the scheme will not reopen for subscriptions. Liquidity: Units of the scheme may be redeemed (subject to lock-in of 3 years) on every Business Day at NAV based prices subject to the prevailing load structure. Entry Load: (i) For Investments of less than Rs. 5 crores: 2.25% of applicable NAV (ii) For Investment of Rs. 5 crores and above: Nil; Exit Load: If redeemed within 2 years after completion of 3 years lock-in period: 2% of applicable NAV, Nil thereafter; Scheme Specific Risk Factors: Risk attached with equity • Risk attached with bonds. • Interest Rate Risk • Liquidity or Marketability Risk • Credit Risk • Reinvestment Risk • Regulatory Risk • Risks associated with investment in Foreign Securities • Risks attached with the use of derivatives • Risks associated with Investing in Securitised Debt For details on the Risk Factors, please refer to the SID. ICICI Prudential R.I.G.H.T. (Rewards of Investing and Generation of Healthy Tax Savings) Fund is only the name of the scheme and does not in any manner indicate either the quality of the scheme, its future prospects or returns. Investors in the scheme are not offered any guaranteed returns. For Scheme Information Document and Key Information Memorandum, contact your financial advisor or log onto www.icicipruamc.com or visit any of the branches of the AMC. Mutu al Fund Investments are subject to market risks. Please read the Statement of Additional Information & Scheme Information Document carefully before investing.

What's UP?

NOW THAT PROF. IS UP TO 'UP'-------------

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Shreerang Narawane

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Lovers of the English language might enjoy this. (if you're not you should get a chuckle anyway.) It is yet another example of why people learning English have trouble with the language.  Learning the nuances of English makes it a difficult language. (But then, that's probably true of many languages.)     There is a two-letter word in English that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word,  and that word is 'UP.'  It is listed in the dictionary as being used as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].  It's easy to understand UP, meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake UP?   At a meeting, why does a topic come UP ? Why do we speak UP, and why are people UP for election and why is it UP to the official to write UP  a report? We call UP our friends and we use it to brighten UP a room, polish UP  the silver, we warm UP the leftovers and clean UP the kitchen. We lock UP the house and some guys fix UP the old car.   At other times the little word has a real special meaning. People stir UP trouble, line UP for tickets, work UP an appetite, and think UP  excuses.   To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed UP is special. And this up is confusing:   A drain must be opened UP  because it is blocked UP.  We open UP a store in the morning but we close it UP at night.  We seem to be pretty mixed UP about UP !   To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of UP , look the word UP  in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes   UP almost 1/4 of the page and can add  UP to about thirty definitions   If you are UP  to it, you might try building UP a list of the many ways UP is used. It will take UP  a lot of your time, but if you don't give  UP, you may wind UP with a hundred or more. A controversy blows UP, possibilities get thrown UP. Boozers & gluttons often throw UP & confused persons mix UP !   When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding UP . When the sun comes out we say it is clearing UP. When it rains, it wets UP the earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry UP. Americans, to ridicule, say UP yours. All of us close UP when intimate & cheer UP. SO ........my time is UP , time to shut UP!   Oh...one more thing:   What is the first thing you do in the morning & the last thing you do at night?  U    P  Don't screw up. Send this on to everyone you look up in your address book.            Its up to you now, don't give up. Prof. Iyer

 

 

 

   

 

 

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